“March 2026: The World’s Best Immune Boosters Unite for 3 Days of Overpriced Handshakes and Fancy PowerPoint Slides”

🚨 Attention All Age-Defying Warriors! 🚨

🗓️ Date: 11th Edition of the “Don’t Let Your Immune System Turn into a Grumpy Old Man” School
⏰ Time: 9 AM-1:15 PM NYC (or 2:15 PM Paris, 10 AM Sao Paulo—pick your timezone, we’re global!)
📍 Location: Zoom (because aging gracefully starts with staying home)

🎉 Welcome to the 11th edition of our International Immunotherapy School, where we teach your immune system to stop acting like it’s 80 when it’s really 40!
🧬 This year’s theme: “How to Fix Your Immune System Before It Becomes a Toxic Roommate.”
🌍 Join us as we dive into the science of why your immune cells are throwing tantrums and how to calm them down with cutting-edge therapies. Spoiler: It’s not just about eating more kale.
👩‍🔬 Perfect for grad students, postdocs, clinicians, and anyone who’s ever yelled at their immune system for overreacting.
💻 The 3-day course will be online via Zoom, featuring live interactions with Postdocs, Ph.D. students, and junior faculty from four continents. Because who doesn’t love a good international immune system roast?
🌐 For more info, visit www.immunoschool.org. Or just Google “How to stop my immune system from acting like a boomer.”

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