MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month
Portuguese gothic metal band MOONSPELL announces new album “Far From God” — and no, they’re not starting a podcast about…
Day: March 8, 2026
Summer Game Fest Gets Invaded by the Sassy Gayming Pride Parade of Rainbow Controllers and Glittery Graphics Cards!
Move over, boring corporate Pride sponsorships — the Gayming Foundation is here to flex its rainbow muscles with the Gayming…
BRENT SMITH Confirms SHINEDOWN’s ‘Ei8ht’ Album Is So Long, It’s Basically a Double Record — Strap In for an Epic Marathon Listening Session!
Oh, look, it’s Brent Smith, back with another record that probably took longer to name than to write 🎤. The…
Pope Condemns Allied Forces For Not Just Talking It Out With Nazis
VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo issued a forceful condemnation of the Allied Forces resorting to violence instead of simply…
“Elite Panel of Sunday Pickers Chooses Kervyn Mark: Because Who Else Could Possibly Decide? 🤔”
**Sunday Selectors** is basically a hall of fame for DJs who made you dance like a maniac before you knew…
Sidewalk Prophets Bring Their Off-Key Wisdom to Ham Lake-Prepare Your Earplugs for Spring 2026!
Great Big Family Productions is proud to present An Acoustic Evening with Sidewalk Prophets. Join Sidewalk Prophets for an intimate…
“Blackbird: When Beatles Fans Realize Acoustic Isn’t Just for Coffee Shops”
**Attention, Beatles fans! Get ready to experience the most magical, musical evening of your life! 🎶🎸** Join us for an…
Kouri Richins’ Murder Trial: The Cliff Notes Version of a Trainwreck Divorce with a Side of Scandal and Debt!
Democrats’ Latest Scandal: Liberal Mom Poisons Husband for Fentanyl-Fueled Affair In a shocking display of liberal depravity, a Utah mother…
Energy Secretary Chris Wright vows gas prices will plummet: ‘This is a weeks… not a months thing.’ — because who needs months when you’ve got magic?
Energy Secretary Chris Wright Promises Quick Relief at the Pump as Trump’s America Takes Charge In a stunning display of…
GOP Commentator finds WH videos comparing Iran war to games ‘kind of gross’—because apparently, war isn’t supposed to be *entertaining* or something.
OMG, the libs are freaking out again! This time they’re clutching their pearls over some totally harmless White House videos…