US Military and FAA team up to zap drones with laser beams like sci-fi nerds at Comic-Con | CNN
Trump’s Laser Defense: Blasting Away Enemies, Both Foreign and Democratic The Department of War (formerly known as Defense, before we…
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Why the Strait of Hormuz is the World’s Most Dramatic Traffic Jam
Breaking: Trump’s War on Iran Sends Gas Prices Through the Roof – CNN Blames ‘Complex Global Dynamics’ Well, well, well,…
Iranian Operatives: The Original Long-Term Airbnb Guests Plotting Chaos Since Forever, Says CNN Intel Expert
Breaking News: Deep State Operatives Still Clinging to Iran Hysteria Narrative Well folks, looks like the Deep State’s propaganda machine…
Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary
Kristi Noem was fired from her post as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security and will be replaced…
Megyn Kelly Goes Back To Normal After Eating A Snickers
NEW YORK, NY — After months of mounting concern over her apparent change in viewpoints on geopolitical matters, popular…
U.S. Embassy In Minneapolis Evacuated Over Safety Concerns For American Citizens
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The United States State Department issued an evacuation order for the U.S. embassy located in downtown…
Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’
WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on…
DHS Nominee Markwayne Mullin Surges In Popularity After Vowing To Deport Liberal White Ladies
U.S. — As the Trump cabinet experienced a significant changing of the guard, new Department of Homeland Security nominee…
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
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THE WARNING Unleashes Fiery New Single ‘Kerosene’ – Because Why Not Set Everything Ablaze?
Move over, fire extinguishers — THE WARNING just released a new single called “Kerosene,” and it’s every bit as flammable…