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Day: March 31, 2026

Family Looking For Seashells Finds Remains Of Missing Man
The Onion

Family Looking For Seashells Finds Remains Of Missing Man

FinnMarch 31, 2026

       A family looking for seashells in California discovered the partial remains of what has now been identified as a…

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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do on a Saturday Join the LIFE Public Run at 2pm

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 31, 2026

CFL LIFE Training: because who doesn’t need a 4-hour crash course on not killing themselves? 🤪 👀💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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KBJ: ‘How Can A Law Be Unconstitutional If I Like It?’

FinnMarch 31, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the United States Supreme Court issued a decisive ruling on a controversial case in Colorado…

Babylon Bee

Brie Larson’s Career Taking Off After Shutting Up

FinnMarch 31, 2026

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — The movie industry saw the revival of one of its brightest young stars, as actress Brie…

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ZipRecruiter Ad Interrupted By Brief Word From Podcast

FinnMarch 31, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Local woman Vanessa Miller reported feeling annoyed Thursday morning when her favorite weekly ZipRecruiter ad…

Biggest Revelations From The ‘Hannah Montana’ Reunion
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Biggest Revelations From The ‘Hannah Montana’ Reunion

FinnMarch 31, 2026

       Last week, Disney+ reunited the stars of Hannah Montana for the first time since the series premiered two decades…

Babylon Bee

Trump Presidential Library To Feature Solemn ‘Reflecting Pool’ Of Liberal Tears

FinnMarch 31, 2026

    MIAMI, FL — As depicted in an exciting presentation of computer renderings of its breathtaking design, the proposed Donald…

Oh Joy Another Remake Of A Childhood Classic To Ruin Our Memories He Man and Skeletor Are Back To Reenact The Same Old Battle Weve Seen A Million Times
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Oh Joy Another Remake Of A Childhood Classic To Ruin Our Memories He Man and Skeletor Are Back To Reenact The Same Old Battle Weve Seen A Million Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

Breaking News: The Most Epic Battle of Good vs. Evil is Coming to a Theater Near You! 🎥👊 Amazon MGM…

Canadian team owner tries to be relevant somehow still
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Canadian team owner tries to be relevant somehow still

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump is somehow wrong…

Warlock Build Guide Because You Clearly Need Help with Your Crappy D2R Items and Gear Choices
Breaking, Games News

Warlock Build Guide Because You Clearly Need Help with Your Crappy D2R Items and Gear Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

So, you want to be a cool Warlock in Diablo II: Resurrected, huh? 🤔 Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this…

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