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Day: March 29, 2026

DANI FILTH Claims Next CRADLE OF FILTH Album Will Be Less Terrible Than The Last One And Might Actually Be Listened To By More Than 12 People This Time Around
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DANI FILTH Claims Next CRADLE OF FILTH Album Will Be Less Terrible Than The Last One And Might Actually Be Listened To By More Than 12 People This Time Around

Chord F. DiscordMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

The latest scoop on Cradle of Filth’s upcoming album is out, and it’s a real treat for all you metalheads…

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Chuck B. BallsyMarch 29, 2026

So the entire house is just stapled together… Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Breaking News: Paul Finally Decides to Get Wet at Midline Maybe
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Breaking News: Paul Finally Decides to Get Wet at Midline Maybe

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 29, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Eventbrite is lit! 🀣🎊 Check out their event: MMW 26: Swimming Paul at Midline πŸŠβ€β™‚οΈπŸŒŠ on Sunday, Mar 29…

RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow
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RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Fake news blames Trump for everything even Iran’s own stupid wars
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Fake news blames Trump for everything even Iran’s own stupid wars

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! As I sit here, sipping on my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…

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Cristoph Launches COS Miami Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Overpriced Clothes

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 29, 2026

Cristoph brings COS MIAMI πŸŽ‰ Cristoph 🎢 is a UK-based DJ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§, COS Recordings πŸ“€ founder πŸŽ‚, at Miami Music…

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Pope Leo: ‘God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War, So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible’

FinnMarch 29, 2026

Β Β Β  VATICAN CITY β€” Pope Leo boldly proclaimed today that God does not listen to the prayers of those who…

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Get Ready for Another Overpriced Miami Music Week Party with Vintage Culture on Sunday

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 29, 2026

Get ready to rave, Miami! πŸŽ‰πŸ’ƒ Vintage Culture is spinning live at E11EVEN Nightclub on Sunday, March 29th, 2026 πŸ“……

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Big Deals Happening in Tulsa: Watch Tiny Wrestlers Smash Each Other at Little Mania Mini Wrestling

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 29, 2026

πŸ”₯ Mini-Wrestling All Stars event: tiny hands, big punches πŸ₯Š πŸ’ͺ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Palm Sunday Concert 2026 Ever Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Palm Sunday Concert 2026 Ever Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 29, 2026

Eventbrite πŸŽ‰ www.eventbrite.com πŸŽ‰ has an event: Palm Sunday Concert 2026 🎢 on Sunday, Mar 29 from 7:30 pm to…

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