Robert Mueller Dead At 81
Former FBI director Robert Mueller, who served as special counsel in the probe of President Trump and Russian interference…
Day: March 24, 2026
Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Claims It Was A Different Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Who Shot That Guy
LA PLATA, MD — The alleged perpetrator of a violent crime publicly voiced his innocence in what he said…
DEAL ALERT: Save Big On A 20-Pound Weighted Vest By Just Gaining 20 Pounds
Looking to expand your personal gym, but low on cash? Instead of spending money on a 20-pound weighted vest,…
Man Finally Admits To Gambling Problem After Placing Bet On Women’s Basketball
ANN ARBOR, MI — Local sports fan Adam Cartwright was finally forced to admit to himself that he had…
Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over By Chick-Fil-A
U.S. — Chick-fil-A employees began taking over TSA duties at the beginning of the week, and airline passengers noted…
Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026
Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl out from under their cobblestone bed and grace us with their presence.…
Xbox Partner Preview 2026: Stranger Than Heaven and Other Mystical BS Coming to Your Screen
Oh, Xbox. Sweet, chaotic Xbox. You’ve had quite the year, haven’t you? First, Phil Spencer, the captain of the sinking…
Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!
Oh great, another Disney “live-action” remake, because apparently the 2016 animated classic wasn’t *real* enough for us. Now we’re getting…
John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?
Oh look, it’s Finn’s triumphant return to the galaxy far, far away—or at least his phone call to Dave Filoni.…
DINO CAZARES Praises New FEAR FACTORY Singer MILO SILVESTRO for Mastering the Art of Surviving on Tour Without Losing His Sanity (Yet)
FEAR FACTORY has a new singer, and apparently he can actually remember the lyrics without his phone. Revolutionary, I know.…