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Day: March 2, 2026

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“National Child Safety Reform and NQF Legislative Changes: Because Kids Deserve Better Than a Bunch of Bureaucratic Nonsense”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

🚨 Important News for Childcare Workers! 🚨 VECRA is hosting a FREE info session on National Child Safety Reform and…

The best scenes from the “Scary Movie 6” trailer!
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The best scenes from the “Scary Movie 6” trailer!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Those MFs are back! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

This is what l call growing old disgracefully
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This is what l call growing old disgracefully

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

When people get to this stage of distortion they are incapable of actually seeing themselves Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Price Of Teeth Rises
The Onion

Price Of Teeth Rises

FinnMarch 2, 2026

       According to Delta Dental’s new Original Tooth Fairy Poll, the average amount of money left under a pillow for…

I would be lying on the floor using a whole roll of paper towels
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I would be lying on the floor using a whole roll of paper towels

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

This is what being good at your job looks like Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Not one unique experience
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Not one unique experience

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

We’ve all been there Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

He knows he’s cooked
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He knows he’s cooked

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

He accepted his fate Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Babylon Bee

‘Soon…,’ Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage

FinnMarch 2, 2026

    LEE’S SUMMIT, MO — The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban…

Babylon Bee

Here’s How Major News Outlets Are Reporting The Death Of The Ayatollah

FinnMarch 2, 2026

    Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In ‘Perfectly Executed’ Military Operation   Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In ‘Perfectly Executed’ Military…

Jim Carrey’s Cesar Awards Debacle: The Real Story or Just Another Carrey Catastrophe?
Oh no, not again! Hollyweird is back at it with the ol' "Is that really Jim Carrey or just some Hollywood voodoo?" saga! 😱
Breaking, Movie News

Jim Carrey’s Cesar Awards Debacle: The Real Story or Just Another Carrey Catastrophe?

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

So, apparently, people lost their collective minds when Jim Carrey showed up at the César Awards looking, well, slightly less…

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