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Day: March 28, 2026

Events

Get Ready for the Most Basic Insta Op of the Year BLOSSOM Spring Cherry Blossom Overhyped Flower Party

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 28, 2026

Get ready for the most epic party ever! 🎉 Join DSTRKT Events on Sunday, March 29th at Dirty Habit for…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Epic Festival Ever SPRINGDAZE with Has Beens Tank, Bobby Valentino, and Sevyn

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 28, 2026

SPRINGDAZE FESTIVAL Join us on March 29, 2026, at APOPKA AMPHITHEATER in Orlando, FLorida 🌸🍀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Events

KYBBA Taking Over Vanguard Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 28, 2026

Get ready for KYBBA LIVE! 🎉 at The Vanguard, Orlando on MARCH 28, 2026 (18+) 📅 🎟️💃 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

Babylon Bee

Dozens Of Injuries Reported At ‘No Kings’ Rally After Multi-Scooter Pileup

FinnMarch 28, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — Dozens of significant injuries have been reported at the “No Kings” rally today after a multi-scooter…

MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?
Holy Shock Value, Batman! Marilyn Manson Is Coming to Haunt Your Halloween Like It's 1996 All Over Again!
Breaking, Music News

MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Attention, freaks, goths, and everyone who still thinks trench coats are a legitimate fashion choice: Marilyn Manson is staging his…

This guy sees an eagle eyeing the fish he just caught—and…
Videos

This guy sees an eagle eyeing the fish he just caught—and…

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 28, 2026

When opportunity meet preparation 📌 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Oh Great Another Movie About Sharks Trying to Eat Us Because We Clearly Haven’t Learned to Stay Out of the Water Yet
Breaking, Movie News

Oh Great Another Movie About Sharks Trying to Eat Us Because We Clearly Haven’t Learned to Stay Out of the Water Yet

FinnMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, jaw-dropping, and fin-tastic movie of the year? 🦈🌊 I didn’t…

Fake News Targets Patriot Hegseth with Fake Removal Story
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake News Targets Patriot Hegseth with Fake Removal Story

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and their liberal pals going to be eating their words now that our…

Liberal snowflakes rejoice over fake news social media ruling
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal snowflakes rejoice over fake news social media ruling

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Let’s talk about the so-called “achievements” of the European Union, folks. I mean, what a total joke. As I’m writing…

Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald…

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