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Day: March 27, 2026

RIP Ross The Boss 😢 Manowar Legend Dead at 72
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RIP Ross The Boss 😢 Manowar Legend Dead at 72

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 27, 2026

Ross “The Boss” Friedman — legendary guitarist of Manowar and The Dictators — has passed away. A true pioneer of…

Babylon Bee

49 States Enact Legislation Banning Immigrants From California

FinnMarch 27, 2026

    U.S. — To get ahead of the expected surge of migrants seeking refuge and freedom in the safety of…

Babylon Bee

12 Tips For Dads Babysitting Their Own Kids

FinnMarch 27, 2026

    Don’t be alarmed, but there may be times when your wife will leave you home along with the kids…

NASA To Build $20 Billion Moon Base
The Onion

NASA To Build $20 Billion Moon Base

FinnMarch 27, 2026

       NASA will repurpose components from a scrapped space station to construct a $20 billion ‌base on the moon’s surface…

Babylon Bee

Amazon Announces Massive ‘Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want’ Sale

FinnMarch 27, 2026

    U.S. — Just in time for Easter, Amazon announced that it was rolling out a special limited-time “Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want” sale.…

Fake news CNN gets what’s coming to them finally in Israel
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN gets what’s coming to them finally in Israel

Big ElephantMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and an even more beautiful day to…

RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’
The Onion

RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’

FinnMarch 27, 2026

       WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert…

Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!
Hold onto your controllers, folks, because Xbox just dropped the Xbox Partner Preview 2026, and it's wilder than a loot box drop rate!
Breaking, Games News

Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Three days ago, Xbox announced its upcoming March 2026 Xbox Partner Preview, and today, it finally graced our screens like…

Sony Declares PS5 and PS5 Pro “Luxury Items,” Price Tags Now Fit for Royalty or Bankruptcy
🎮 Sony: "Your Wallet Called — We Hung Up" 🎮
Breaking, Games News

Sony Declares PS5 and PS5 Pro “Luxury Items,” Price Tags Now Fit for Royalty or Bankruptcy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Ah, Sony — the company that keeps telling us it’s “all about the players,” yet apparently forgot to check in…

Grim Harvest: Grave Seasons Unveils Release Date and Endless Gameplay Snooping!
Oh great, another farming sim… wait, hold up—what’s that shadow lurking behind the turnip patch?
Breaking, Games News

Grim Harvest: Grave Seasons Unveils Release Date and Endless Gameplay Snooping!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Farming simulators are about to get a dose of something different, as the horror-tinged Grave Seasons will release on August…

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