RIP Ross The Boss 😢 Manowar Legend Dead at 72
Ross “The Boss” Friedman — legendary guitarist of Manowar and The Dictators — has passed away. A true pioneer of…
Day: March 27, 2026
Oh Joy Another Overhyped Flower Festival in Philly aka the 2026 Subaru Cherry Blossom Extravaganza
Get ready for the Subaru Cherry Blossom Festival of Greater Philadelphia, March 28-29, 2026 🌸 🎉 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…
49 States Enact Legislation Banning Immigrants From California
   U.S. — To get ahead of the expected surge of migrants seeking refuge and freedom in the safety of…
12 Tips For Dads Babysitting Their Own Kids
   Don’t be alarmed, but there may be times when your wife will leave you home along with the kids…
NASA To Build $20 Billion Moon Base
      NASA will repurpose components from a scrapped space station to construct a $20 billion ‌base on the moon’s surface…
Amazon Announces Massive ‘Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want’ Sale
   U.S. — Just in time for Easter, Amazon announced that it was rolling out a special limited-time “Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want” sale.…
Duran Duran Still Alive and Kicking and for Some Reason Headlining BST Hyde Park 2026 Because Apparently We Haven’t Suffered Enough
Duran Duran are back, because you clearly didn’t get enough of them the first time around 🙄. They’ve been announced…
Fake news CNN gets what’s coming to them finally in Israel
Folks, let me tell you, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and an even more beautiful day to…
RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’
      WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert…
Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!
Three days ago, Xbox announced its upcoming March 2026 Xbox Partner Preview, and today, it finally graced our screens like…