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Day: March 3, 2026

Israel launches epic ‘broad wave’ of strikes on Iran; retired U.S Gen. Hertling spills tea on what’s next!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Israel launches epic ‘broad wave’ of strikes on Iran; retired U.S Gen. Hertling spills tea on what’s next!

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Israel Strikes Back, Liberals Cry About “Peace” While Iran Gets What It Deserves In a shocking twist of events, Israel…

Roy Cooper vs. Michael Whatley: The Ultimate North Carolina Senate Showdown—Who Will Claim the Throne of Political Glory?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Roy Cooper vs. Michael Whatley: The Ultimate North Carolina Senate Showdown—Who Will Claim the Throne of Political Glory?

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Trump’s America: Democrats in North Carolina Pick Socialist Cooper, GOP Chooses MAGA Warrior Whatley The Democrat Party in North Carolina…

Buttigieg: ‘unacceptable’ that Americans are stranded in the Middle East, Probably Should’ve Taken the Train Instead
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Buttigieg: ‘unacceptable’ that Americans are stranded in the Middle East, Probably Should’ve Taken the Train Instead

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Breaking: Democrats Suddenly Become War Heroes While America Prepares for Glorious Victory Over Iran! Oh look, it’s another Democrat suddenly…

Babylon Bee

Pentecostal Wins At Scrabble Again By Spelling All Words In Tongues

FinnMarch 3, 2026

    FALLON, NV — Local Pentecostal Christian Glenn Fuller reportedly beat all his friends at Scrabble yet again thanks to…

Events

HR Evolution Lab – Quando il Team è Stanco e Finge di Essere OK (Come Se Niente Fosse)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

**HR Evolution Lab: Il Club Segreto dei Supereroi del Personale!** 🦸♂️🦸♀️ Solo per i prescelti (max 10 persone, perché siamo…

Events

“Business Plan: Perché il Tuo Sogno di Diventare Milionario è Solo un’Illusione ben Organizzata”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

Finalmente un webinar che ti insegna a contare! 😂 In collaborazione con Banca Etica Hai un’idea brillante ma zero soldi?…

Ayatollah Killed In U.S. Airstrike
The Onion

Ayatollah Killed In U.S. Airstrike

FinnMarch 3, 2026

       Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the theocratic dictator who ruled Iran for over 36 years, was killed in a massive U.S.…

Babylon Bee

New Reusable Water Bottle Makes You Sign In To Google

FinnMarch 3, 2026

    U.S. — According to sources, a new reusable water bottle now requires the user to sign into their Google…

Babylon Bee

Economists Announce Global Economic System Depends Entirely On Like Maybe Two Guys At Nvidia Who Understand How Computers Work

FinnMarch 3, 2026

    U.S. — American economists warned the public on Tuesday that the entire global economic system depends entirely on “like…

LinkedIn Post Sparks Fallout Remaster Frenzy: Is It Just Another Job Application?
Fallout Remaster Rumours Ignite Due To A LinkedIn Post
Breaking, Games News

LinkedIn Post Sparks Fallout Remaster Frenzy: Is It Just Another Job Application?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh look, another day, another LinkedIn post sparking an internet meltdown! Because apparently, the gaming world’s collective brain cells short-circuited…

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