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Day: March 10, 2026

Babylon Bee

Many Worried That The Giant Spiders Attacking New York Could Lead To An Increase In Hateful Arachnophobia

FinnMarch 10, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — As giant mutant spiders attacked the Big Apple, many concerned experts across the country expressed…

BIOHAZARD’s BILLY GRAZIADEI On ‘Divided We Fall’ Album: ‘We Created A Masterpiece That’ll Make Your Ears Cry Tears Of Joy’
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BIOHAZARD’s BILLY GRAZIADEI On ‘Divided We Fall’ Album: ‘We Created A Masterpiece That’ll Make Your Ears Cry Tears Of Joy’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Oh boy, Biohazard is back and apparently angrier than ever! In a recent chat with the Vulgar Display of Podcast,…

Democrats Cry as AI and Crypto Bros Buy Primaries Like CryptoPunks on Sale!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Cry as AI and Crypto Bros Buy Primaries Like CryptoPunks on Sale!

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Oh, look, it’s the crypto kings and AI overlords throwing their Monopoly money around like it’s 2016 again! According to…

The Absolute *Shocking* Oscar Winners That Make Us Question Humanity’s Taste
Breaking, Movie News

The Absolute *Shocking* Oscar Winners That Make Us Question Humanity’s Taste

FinnMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Okay, let’s get this straight. The Academy Awards are meant to be the pinnacle of cinematic achievement—the gold standard for…

Iran’s New Hobby: Mine Crafting in the Strait of Hormuz
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran’s New Hobby: Mine Crafting in the Strait of Hormuz

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again! Those Iranian terrorists are at it again, this time trying to choke off our…

Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Trump’s Bold New Air Force One Paint Job Sparks Liberal Meltdown It’s official—President Donald Trump has once again proven he…

Babylon Bee

9 Most Dangerous Places To Be A Christian

FinnMarch 10, 2026

    While many American Evangelicals often lose sight of it, the reality is that there are still places throughout the…

Founder Of Noma Restaurant Faces Abuse Allegations
The Onion

Founder Of Noma Restaurant Faces Abuse Allegations

FinnMarch 10, 2026

       Dozens of former employees accused Danish chef René Redzepi, who co-founded Noma, widely regarded as one of the best…

Babylon Bee

Toddler Review: ‘Peek-A-Boo’ Is An Unpredictable Mind Game That Shocks and Delights The Senses

FinnMarch 10, 2026

    Put away your Alphabet Blocks and get ready to live. Peek-a-Boo is an advanced game of trickery; an unpredictable…

Babylon Bee

CNN Reports On Japanese Teenagers Who Came To Hawaii For What Could’ve Been Beautiful Day At Beach

FinnMarch 10, 2026

    U.S. — CNN reported this morning that several Japanese teenagers traveled to Hawaii for what could have been a…

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