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Day: March 8, 2026

CNN’s Fred Pleitgen braves Tehran’s fiery inferno to bring you the latest from the Shahran oil depot blaze
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s Fred Pleitgen braves Tehran’s fiery inferno to bring you the latest from the Shahran oil depot blaze

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Well, well, well—look who’s having a little “accidental” barbecue in Tehran! The Sharan Oil Deposit, Iran’s largest fuel storage facility,…

Seven Down, Who’s Counting? US Service Member Takes One for the Team in Iran-Saudi Showdown
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Seven Down, Who’s Counting? US Service Member Takes One for the Team in Iran-Saudi Showdown

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Well, Well, Well, Looks Like the Left’s Beloved Iran Is at It Again! In what liberals are calling a “tragic…

Oil Prices Hit $100 a Barrel Because Iran Decided to Throw a Wild Party
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Oil Prices Hit $100 a Barrel Because Iran Decided to Throw a Wild Party

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Gas Prices Soar to $3.45 a Gallon as Middle East Turmoil Spikes Oil Over $100 a Barrel In a shocking…

Events

“FREE Lean Six Sigma Yellow Belt: Because Who Doesn’t Want to Be a Certified Process Improvement Wizard on Zoom?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Attention all couch potatoes and remote warriors! FREE Lean Six Sigma Yellow Belt Training on Zoom. Mar 21, 2026, 8–4…

“Climate Crisis: Now with Extra Glow!”
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“Climate Crisis: Now with Extra Glow!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Wow, the Glowbal Warming Party is so hot, it’s already ended! 🔥 This neon rave in Miami Beach promised to…

Babylon Bee

Mamdani Condemns New Yorkers For Making Muslims Throw Bombs At Them

FinnMarch 8, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has strongly condemned New Yorkers for making Muslims throw improvised explosive devices…

Events

Dat 1 Shhh The Concert: RichRo 4L B Day Bash & Friends (Because Why Not?)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Get Ready for the biggest B Day Party & Concert with Rich Ro 4L, Jordan Perfect, Wheel Chair Goat, Lonnie…

Events

BLACK RODEO WEEKEND FINALE: BUN B & SLIM THUG BRING THE HUSTLE AND HORSEPOWER

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**The Black Rodeo Weekend Finale: Where DJs Fight to the Death… with Beats!** 🥊🎧 Get ready, Houston! The Black Rodeo…

Babylon Bee

Newly-Unemployed Dan Crenshaw Joins Crew Of ‘Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything’

FinnMarch 8, 2026

    HOUSTON, TX — Out of a job after his primary defeat, Dan Crenshaw has officially joined up with the…

Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)
Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026
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Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

In December, we crowned our Most Overlooked Indie Games of 2025, and now we are back at it with Indie…

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