‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line
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Day: March 15, 2026
‘Sinners’ Wins Oscar For Crappiest Movie To Win Oscar
HOLLYWOOD, CA — The horror movie Sinners has officially won the Oscar for “Crappiest Movie To Win An Oscar”.…
Joel Edgerton Going Nuts In Hopes Of Getting On Oscars Jumbotron
LOS ANGELES—Waving his arms wildly over his head and yelling as part of an apparent effort to attract attention,…
Trump Snubbed Again At Oscars For Role In ‘Home Alone 2’
HOLLYWOOD, CA — President Trump has once again been snubbed for his iconic role in Home Alone 2: Lost…
“Bridges Out of Poverty Workshop: Because Who Needs Roads Anyway?”
Ready to escape poverty? Join our virtual workshop! 😏 This Bridges Out of Poverty training uses the magic lens of…
Timothée Chalamet Kicked Out Of Oscars For Bringing In Outside Award
LOS ANGELES—After flouting rules put in place to protect decorum at the Academy’s biggest night, actor Timothée Chalamet was…
Holes In 7-Year-Old’s Game Exposed As Dad Delivers Epic Beatdown
CANYON, TX – Local seven-year-old Brayden Rogers got totally exposed this afternoon as he suffered an embarrassing hoops beatdown…
“Arenal Sound: Where Your Ears Get a Party and Your Neighbors Get a Headache”
¡Arenal Sound online llega para salvarte del aburrimiento el 20 de marzo! Porque salir de casa es sobrevalorado, mejor disfruta…
BUBBLE UP FOAM PARTY: SPRING BREAK ORLANDO GETS WETTER THAN A FLIP-FLOPPED DUCK
BUBBLE UP FOAM PARTY SPRING BREAK ORLANDO 🎉 Get ready to dance in a sea of bubbles and foam while…
“Dancehall vs Afrobeats: The Ultimate Beat Battle at Darna”
**🕺🏿🔥 Dancehall vs Afrobeats: The Ultimate Beat Battle!** Get ready to shake your tail feathers! On **March 15, 2026, at…