Oil Prices Skyrocket as Trump Drops Mic, Iran Plays Strait-Jacket Game
Oh no, not again! Another “developing story” from the liberal media trying to scare you with “rising oil prices” and…
Day: March 23, 2026
Trump’s Next Epic Quest: Conquering the Strait of Hormuz Before It Conquers Him
Oh look, it’s King Donald the Great again, waving his tiny hand and demanding the Strait of Hormuz open faster…
CNN Calls War For Iran
U.S. — CNN announced a shift in its reporting of the US-Israel war with Iran on Monday, declaring the…
Considerate Video Game Boss Leaves Plenty Of Health And Ammo In Room Right Before You Fight Him
RACCOON CITY — Maintaining some semblance of his humanity, a grotesque boss monster located in an underground laboratory helpfully…
Chappell Roan Makes Amends By Kidnapping 11-Year-Old Fan
SÃO PAULO—In an effort to rectify the misunderstanding between the young girl, the girls’ parents, and herself, pop star…
Trump Releases Line Of Sympathy Cards
U.S. — Separate from his work as the nation’s commander in chief, President Donald Trump announced that he was…
Chick-Fil-A Announces Two Halves Of Buns Must Be Married Before Becoming Sandwich
ATLANTA—Hoping to provide clarity to consumers about their company’s food production standards, Chick-fil-A officials announced Monday that the two…
Statue Of Cesar Chavez Gropes Woman As It’s Being Taken Down
SAN FERNANDO, CA — An existing scandal was made even worse over the weekend, as a statue of the…
Staff revolts, secret meetings: Inside the epic soap opera of Mike Pence vs. Heritage Foundation — drama so thick you could spread it on a cracker
Mike Pence’s plan to reclaim the GOP throne is in shambles as he bickers with the Heritage Foundation over who…
Farmers Now Paying in Blood, Sweat, and Tears as Fertilizer Costs Skyrocket Thanks to Iran’s War
# Is It Just Us, or Is Trump Trying to Starve America’s Heartland? The war in Iran is pushing up…