Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. going to have a field day with…
Day: June 6, 2026
Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest…
Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just loving this one – a recent report about…
Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool
Breaking news: Joe Holmes, the most legendary guitarist in the history of rock music (or so he thinks), has just…
Mystery Men Emerge From NYC Manholes
At least three incidents of mysterious men climbing up from manholes in Brooklyn and Queens have been reported in…
Bears Forced To Leave Chicago After Every Player, Coach, Fan Killed In Drive-Bys
CHICAGO, IL – The Chicago Bears organization announced today that it will be relocating out of the city due…