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Day: June 12, 2026

SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim
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SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new SAW: Genesis game is coming, and I’m just…

Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan
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Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure
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Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swampy waters of Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow
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ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh, great, another newsarticle trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, the best thing that’s happened to this country…

Study: Crying Not Linked To What You Said But The Way You Said It
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Study: Crying Not Linked To What You Said But The Way You Said It

FinnJune 12, 2026

       BLOOMINGTON, IN—Scientists may be one step closer to answering the question of whether you are ineloquent or just an…

Scrlett in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
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Scrlett in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

Heavy shoegaze/alternative/indie-rock from Sumter, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

SGF 2026: Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis Preview – Because We Really Needed Another Rehashing of the Same Old Story with Slightly Better Graphics and a Whole Lot of Unfulfilled Hype
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SGF 2026: Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis Preview – Because We Really Needed Another Rehashing of the Same Old Story with Slightly Better Graphics and a Whole Lot of Unfulfilled Hype

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned Crystal Dynamics…

Overlay in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
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Overlay in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

Shoegaze/alternative/indie-rock from Charleston, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

The Soviet Maneuver Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
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The Soviet Maneuver Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

Heavy shoegaze/post-hardcore from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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