🌴LA Function is lit, but let’s be real, it’s just an excuse to party 🎉 🌴LA Function🌴, a celebration featuring LA’s hottest DJs & Artist, plus food trucks, art, and lowriders 🚗💨! Time: 3pm-9pm 🕰️, Age Limit: 21+ 🍺, Tickets: FREE (before 4pm), $15 (general), $40 (VIP) 💸, Dress code: trendy 💁♀️. 🎵 DJs: BAD, R-Tistic, ROSEGWAD, DRE SINATRA, Swanzy, Ralphy, Dirty Dell, Raiven 🎶. 👀 Past performances: Ty Dolla $ign, Dj Quik, YG, Blxst, and more 🤯! 📲 Email: [email protected] 📧. 🚫 No refunds, entry not guaranteed after 7pm ⏰! 🎉 Come for the party, stay for the memories (or not, depending on how lit you get 🍻)! 🎊
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
