TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe
Oh joy, another convention to add to the never-ending cycle of gaming events, and this time it’s TennoCon, because apparently,…
Day: June 28, 2026
Ann Wilson tells young musicians to abandon all hope and relationships now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some brutal honesty from one of rock’s most iconic voices? 🤯 Ann Wilson,…
SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure
Oh no, the name police are coming for SKID ROW! 😱 I mean, who wouldn’t want to use a name…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…
Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow
The never-ending cycle of gaming updates is upon us, and The Elder Scrolls Online is no exception. Because apparently we…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts record FIFA numbers as tribute to USA
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: the FIFA World Cup has broken all previous records, with…
THE ORANGE ORACLE says communism is greatest threat since World War II
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has sent shockwaves throughout the nation, as President Donald Trump declared that communism…
THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts of unparalleled National Security Facility progress
TRANSMISSION FROM THE ORANGE ORACLE: GREAT NATIONAL SECURITY FACILITY AND BALLROOM ON TRACK The Commander of Caps Lock, Donald Trump,…
THE ORANGE ORACLE remains silent on June 28 2026 with no new updates
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, aka THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…
Pope Gently Tells Michelangelo He Really Wanted Ceiling To Be More Of A Neutral Gray
VATICAN CITY — After four years of painstaking labor creating thousands of square feet of breathtaking frescoes, Michelangelo at…