THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE shares vision on June 29 2026
In a shocking development, THE ORANGE ORACLE has issued a new TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, leaving experts scrambling to decipher…
Day: June 28, 2026
Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords
Get ready for a serious dose of Finnish metal, because CHILDREN OF BODOM is back… kind of. The band will…
Onimusha reboot because originality is dead apparently
I’ll admit, I went into the Onimusha: Way of the Sword demo with a healthy dose of skepticism, because apparently…
THE ORANGE ORACLE speaks on June 29 2026 in cryptic message
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE remains silent on June 29 2026 post contents
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
Will this fancy gadget fix DCs stinky Reflecting Pool
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool’s latest saga. It seems the Trump administration…
NEW TRANSMISSION: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts deportations are way up under Secretary Mullin
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the numbers are in: deportations are up, and 2026 is shaping up to be…
Every Morning After a Metal Show
The memories were priceless. The bar tab wasn't. 🍺💸 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Jason Newsted spends 5 years writing memoir because 130 chapters of his life are that fascinating apparently
OH NO, JASON NEWSTED IS WRITING A BOOK AND WE’RE ALL DOOMED 🤯! I mean, who doesn’t want to read…
SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently
Oh boy, another Soulslike game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who needs innovation when…