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Month: June 2026

FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, wow, I’m just so excited to be talking about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…

RICHIE KOTZEN Totally Not Trying To Impress Everyone By Talking About How EDDIE VAN HALEN Was His Obvious Guitar Hero And Yeah His Playing Was Super Natural Duh
Get ready for some face-melting guitar talk and a whole lot of Van Halen love! πŸ€Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸŽΈ
Breaking, Music News

RICHIE KOTZEN Totally Not Trying To Impress Everyone By Talking About How EDDIE VAN HALEN Was His Obvious Guitar Hero And Yeah His Playing Was Super Natural Duh

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Richie Kotzen, the guitar genius who’s played with everyone from MR. BIG to POISON and THE WINERY DOGS, recently sat…

Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…

Events

Because One Day of Free Food and Music is All the Freedom We Really Need at the 6th Annual Dallas Juneteenth Festival

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

The 6th annual family food festival in celebration of the Juneteenth holiday πŸŽ‰ THE NUMBER 1 FOOD FESTIVAL IN SOUTH…

Events

ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY WHERE YOU’LL PROBABLY REGRET NOT LEAVING BY 10PM BUT HEY FREE DRINKS TIL 11PM

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

πŸΉπŸŽ‰ ROOFTOP. VIBES. DRINKS πŸŽ‰πŸΉ Atlanta House Party | Every Friday Night πŸ“† Atlanta culture 🀣, music 🎢, vibes 😎.…

Events

Because the Youth Were Getting Too Good at Real Jobs 2026 Creative Youth Celebration to Keep Them Distracted

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic celebration of high school art 🀣! Join us on Saturday, June 27, 2026 at…

Babylon Bee

Scholars Now Believe The Angel Saved Daniel By Distracting Lions With A Laser Pointer

FinnJune 14, 2026

Β Β Β  U.S. – Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion’s den used a red laser…

Events

Soutenez les agriculteurs Africains avec de l’argent public pour qu’ils puissent enfin nous nourrir tous

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

πŸ“£ Webinaire sur le financement de l’agriculture πŸŒΎπŸ’Έ πŸ•°οΈ 11h30 – 13h15 πŸ“… avec Matthieu BRUN πŸ’Ό et Abdoul Fattath…

Events

Learn R and Finally Become a Slightly Less Useless Data Analyst with ResBaz

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

πŸ€“ Learn to code, nerds! πŸ€“ R programming workshop πŸ“Š on data analysis πŸ“ˆ. Follow-along πŸ“, noobs welcome πŸ€—. πŸ’»…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of the Century RNB vs Slow Jams Who Will Reign Supreme in Brooklyn

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

OMG, R&B fans in NYC, rejoice! πŸŽ‰ LITTLEFIELD is taken over for late-night R&B parties 🎀πŸ”₯

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