GOP Leaders Losing Control Fast
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the House, and I just can’t help but…
Month: June 2026
Alissa White-Gluz and Dragonforce’s super secret collab that nobody actually cared about
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS! 🤯 Alissa White-Gluz is joining DragonForce and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up…
Supreme Court Rules Any Baby Born At Olive Garden Is An Italian Citizen
   WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a narrow 5-4 decision, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that any baby born…
Wildfires gone wild across America huh
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the wildfires across the United States, and let me tell you, it’s…
THE ORANGE ORACLE congratulates President Xi on China’s Birthright Citizenship win allegedly
In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, took to Truth Social to congratulate…
Because What Games Need Are Overpriced Brand Branded Power Banks
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, HoYoverse and UGREEN are teaming up to bring us a limited-edition…
Another Splatoon Rehash With Fresh Coat Of Paint Coming Right Up
When Splatoon Raiders was announced, I’ll admit I was skeptical. The magic of the Splatoon series is steeped in the…
Oh Joy Another Movie About a Guy Who Turns into a Furry Little Dog Man to Terrorize Medieval Villages courtesy of that Super Original Guy Robert Eggers
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic and thrilling experience of your life? 😂 I mean, who…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Gabe Evans Gets THE ORANGE ORACLE Endorsement for Reelection
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Colorado’s 8th Congressional District are urged to take heed. In a…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE endorses Jeff Crank for Colorado’s 5th district
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and Coloradans are instructed to rejoice. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…