All Of Man’s Trauma In Adulthood Can Be Traced Back To Watching ‘The Secret Of NIMH’ As A Child
SAN JOSE, CA — After years of therapy, a local man finally achieved a major breakthrough in determining the…
Month: June 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump boasts 45000 strong crowd at recent speech
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and the faithful have gathered to bear witness. In a recent transmission on Truth…
GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season
Well, it looks like Rockstar Games has managed to stir up some controversy with their decision to release a ‘code-in-a-box’…
You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to Hawaii’s Gun Laws
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest Supreme Court ruling. The Supreme Court…
Supreme Court To The Rescue Maybe
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Supreme Court, and I’ve got to say,…
Man Struggling To Reconcile Existence Of Loving God With Fact He Never Got To Be Contestant On ‘Legends Of The Hidden Temple’
LEVERETT, MA — A local man suffered a crisis of faith Wednesday after struggling to reconcile his belief in…
Video Review Confirms Soccer Player A Little Wuss
ARLINGTON, TX — After video review, a soccer player has been confirmed to be a total wuss. ARLINGTON, TX…
What To Know About ‘Supergirl’
Supergirl, starring Milly Alcock, opens this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film. Q:…
Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs
The world of Resident Evil has finally jumped the shark, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Because apparently we haven’t…
The Isle Of Wight Festival still exists apparently
Well, well, well, it’s festival season again, and you know what that means – a plethora of reunions, comebacks, and…