More Unnecessary Sequels Abound Resonance Plague Tale Is Back
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, we’re getting a prequel to A Plague Tale, titled Resonance: A…
Month: June 2026
Death Metal Party Gone Wrong 💀
One wrong invitation changed everything Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
‘What A Good Little Kitty You Are,’ Owner Says To Cat Who Is Currently Plotting Her Violent Death
TULSA, OK — Local cat owner Melissa Darst patted and praised her kitty, Bella, briefly interrupting Bella’s plotting of…
Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch
It’s been a whole three years since Marvel’s Blade was announced, and we’ve finally got an update that’s almost as…
DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 3 Hands-Off Preview – Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
Get ready for the most epic battle of the century, folks! 🤯 Dragon Ball fans, assemble! 🚀 The legendary Akira…
Nation’s Dumpster Fires Distance Themselves From Boston Red Sox
U.S. — The fires currently burning inside the nation’s dumpsters spoke out publicly on Tuesday to condemn their being…
AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour
Oh no, AC/DC fans are about to get their Aussie-shaped senses overwhelmed 🤯: the AC/DC PWR/UP Pop Up is coming…
Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise
So, I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and I come across this story about the Iranian soccer team leaving a…
Liberal NY coffee shop bans patriot Rep Dan Goldman obviously
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I’ve got my hands on an article that’s just dripping with…
Liberal wimps attend pricey ‘man camp’ and still get crushed
Oh boy, are the fake news media and those pesky Democrats in for a treat! As of 2026, our great…