THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE hails Supreme Court win for women’s sports
The United States Supreme Court has just ruled against men playing in women’s sports, according to a recent post by…
Month: June 2026
Holy Moley Rich Guys Can Buy Elections Now
The Supreme Court has made a decision that’s got everyone buzzing, and I’m sipping my coffee, reading about it on…
London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…
Kash Patel Invites FBI Agents To Train With Professional Pickup Artists
QUANTICO, VA—Alarmed by what he described as the inability of supposedly elite law enforcement officers to approach and seduce…
NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE eyes birthright citizenship showdown
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of birthright citizenship hangs in the balance. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…
UK intervention in Hollywood merger because why not
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the British government is considering challenging Paramount’s planned takeover…
You won’t believe what’s hiding in Abu Dhabi’s garages now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Abu Dhabi’s car culture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
You Won’t Believe What Killed This 255 Pound 7 Year Old Kid
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just heartbreaking. A 7-year-old boy, Casper O’Brien, from Flint…
Dem socialists put to the test in Colorado guess what happens
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Democratic Party in Colorado is about to get…
Oh Boy SpaceX Is Getting Wild
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX, the company founded by the one and only Elon Musk,…