THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE endorses Jeff Hurd for Colorado’s 3rd District
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District are abuzz with excitement. In a recent…
Month: June 2026
In Most Exciting Moment In History Of WNBA, Woman Points At Other Woman
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – In the most thrilling moment in all of WNBA history, one woman pointed at another woman.…
Clinton Aide Backpedals On Epstein Island Claim
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest antics of Bill Clinton and his team, and I have…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Hails Slaughter Case as Huge Presidential Power Win
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE vows to end birthright citizenship via Congress legislation
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving President Donald Trump and the Library of Congress,…
Scientists Confirm Every Band Thinks Their New Album Is Their Heaviest Yet
JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #005 After reviewing more than 53,000 interviews with musicians spanning five decades, the Jackal Research Division…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE hails Supreme Court win for Republicans
The Supreme Court has struck down restrictions on political spending, and THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has taken to Truth Social to…
Baldur’s Gate 4 Now a Hot Potato Nobody Wants
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the gaming world is abuzz with the news that Baldur’s Gate…
Miracles Happen Video Games Not Totally Butchered On Screen Now
Well, well, well, it seems like the video game adaptation train has finally left the station of suck, and is…