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Month: June 2026

What To Know About ‘Backrooms’
The Onion

What To Know About ‘Backrooms’

FinnJune 4, 2026

       In a record-breaking opening weekend for A24, horror movie Backrooms brought in $81 million at the domestic box office.…

Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow

Big ElephantJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of those pesky Democrats…

Babylon Bee

Ceasefire Rages Across Middle East

FinnJune 4, 2026

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Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still

Big ElephantJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Oh Joy Another Remake of a Game You Barely Remember from Your Childhood That Will Probably Ruin Your Nostalgia and Leave You Questioning Every Life Choice
Breaking, Games News

Oh Joy Another Remake of a Game You Barely Remember from Your Childhood That Will Probably Ruin Your Nostalgia and Leave You Questioning Every Life Choice

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

The 7th Guest Remake is finally here, and it’s a real treat for those who love horror games, puzzles, and…

Elden Ring Tarnished Edition Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing the Base Game Already New Stuff Added to Further Ruin Your Social Life
Breaking, Games News

Elden Ring Tarnished Edition Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing the Base Game Already New Stuff Added to Further Ruin Your Social Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🚀🎉 I mean, who isn’t hyped about playing Elden…

Events

Oh Joy Another Made Up Holiday to Celebrate Boring Architects on June 9

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2026

Let’s party 🎉! Help us celebrate learning in all its forms! 🤓 June 9, 2026: International Day of Recognition 📚💡…

Babylon Bee

Brits Wish There Were Some Kind Of Ranged Weapon That Shoots High-Velocity Ammunition To Protect Them From Knife Attacks

FinnJune 4, 2026

    LONDON — As deadly stabbings continued to run unchecked across the United Kingdom, British citizens wished there were some…

Tom Holland Wakes Up From Terrible Nightmare Where Jenners Almost Got Him
The Onion

Tom Holland Wakes Up From Terrible Nightmare Where Jenners Almost Got Him

FinnJune 4, 2026

       LONDON—Bolting upright in bed in a cold sweat, actor Tom Holland reportedly woke up from a terrible nightmare Thursday…

Events

GenAI is Coming to Ruin Your Compliance Program and Make You Attend More Meetings for FREE CEU’s

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2026

🤖 Join us online to explore GenAI 😱 Join us online to explore how GenAI impacts your compliance program and…

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