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Month: June 2026

Bustié in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)
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Bustié in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

Dark electro project from New York, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)
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Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

«Bass heavy post punk darkwave» from Greensboro, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Corpse Dust in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)
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Corpse Dust in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 16, 2026

Industrial/EBM/darkwave from Asheville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

POV: HR asks why you disappeared during your shift
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POV: HR asks why you disappeared during your shift

Chuck B. BallsyJune 16, 2026

Me defending my decision to leave work for a Morbid Angel show Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Mikal Bridges Wakes Up From 4-Day Bender Next To Dead Jimmy Fallon
The Onion

Mikal Bridges Wakes Up From 4-Day Bender Next To Dead Jimmy Fallon

FinnJune 16, 2026

       The post Mikal Bridges Wakes Up From 4-Day Bender Next To Dead Jimmy Fallon appeared first on The Onion.…

How AI Is Secretly Controlling Your Streaming and Gaming Experiences and You’re Probably Too Dumb to Notice
The Magic of AI: Because Your Buffering Videos and Laggy Games Were Getting Old 🙄
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How AI Is Secretly Controlling Your Streaming and Gaming Experiences and You’re Probably Too Dumb to Notice

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Remember the good old times when a video wouldn’t load on your computer, or a game was rendered unplayable during…

Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games
Breaking, Games News

Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Nintendo is finally joining the party at Summer Game Fest 2026, and we couldn’t be more excited 🎉! It’s like…

The Commodore Callback 8020 Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough With a Real Smartphone
Breaking, Games News

The Commodore Callback 8020 Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough With a Real Smartphone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🚨💥 Commodore and Jolla have teamed up to bring you the…

TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics
Breaking, Music News

TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Tom Morello, the guitarist of Rage Against the Machine, has once again spoken out…

Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
Breaking, Movie News

Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already

FinnJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…

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