Nation Proud Of Self For Watching, Enjoying Original Movie
WASHINGTON—Patting themselves on the back for seeing a film that was neither a sequel nor a prequel, the U.S.…
Month: June 2026
MLB Orders Players Who Refused To Bow To Pride Flag To Be Thrown Into Fiery Furnace
NEW YORK, NY — MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, reportedly infuriated by news of ball players defiling their pride hats…
McDonald’s Brings Back Original Recipe Apple Pies With Cocaine In Them
CHICAGO, IL — In a bid to capture vintage nostalgia, McDonald’s has announced the return of its true, original-recipe…
Sick liberal judge whines about ICE doing its job somehow
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…
Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. So, I’m reading this article about how the Biden people (you…
Fake news freaks out over Trump’s genius secret masterplan deal
Oh boy, are the liberal elites and their fake news media friends just going to love this one! As we…
The Most Popular VBS Theme For Each Denomination
Vacation Bible School season is upon us once again, and you may have noticed that every denomination has its…
Woman Dives Headfirst Into Thrilling Adventure By Blindly Purchasing Different Apple Variety
DALLAS—In a bold risk that strayed from her usual habits, local woman Emily Lentz reportedly dove headfirst into a…
Ocarina of Time Retro Review: A Boring Game That Doesn’t Even Have Emotes, Skins, Or Loot Boxes
When I first booted up The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I thought I was gonna be in…
Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock
Oh, joy, oh rapture, it’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still making America great again, despite the…