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Month: June 2026

MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

GOP cowards cave to open borders with $70 billion giveaway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP cowards cave to open borders with $70 billion giveaway

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberals going to be triggered by this one. As of 2026, our great nation is still…

Liberal Hollywood elites brag about quitting booze like it’s a achievement
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Hollywood elites brag about quitting booze like it’s a achievement

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh, great, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking…

Zeus Lands Cameo Role As Trojan Soldier In ‘The Odyssey’
The Onion

Zeus Lands Cameo Role As Trojan Soldier In ‘The Odyssey’

FinnJune 5, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Sending fans of Greek mythology into a frenzy on social media, The Odyssey director Christopher Nolan confirmed Friday that god…

What Are We Donating To Goodwill?
The Onion

What Are We Donating To Goodwill?

FinnJune 5, 2026

       The post What Are We Donating To Goodwill? appeared first on The Onion.    The post What Are We Donating…

Events

Because One Party Wasnt Enough PHIRST PHAM Cookout Official Afterparty Now Ready to Ruin the Rest of Your Weekend

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2026

Get ready for the most epic party ever at FANTASY FRIDAYS 🎉 Text (516) 424-7280 📱

Events

Because the World Was Missing Black People’s Opinions After 400 Years of Being Ignored

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2026

The DuSable Museum is launching a new salon series 🤔 Paris in Black, Black internationalism, and creative exchange 📸💡 Friday,…

Events

Caribbean Americans Finally Uniting toEat More Jerk Chicken and Argue Over Who Makes Better Curry

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2026

🎉 Join the Caribbean American Unity Fest on Friday, June 5, 2026, in Lauderdale Lakes 🌴 🎶

Slipknot Orders Trump To Stop Using Their Masks During Rallies
The Onion

Slipknot Orders Trump To Stop Using Their Masks During Rallies

FinnJune 5, 2026

       DES MOINES, IA—Joining a long line of musicians who have threatened legal action against the commander-in-chief, nu-metal band Slipknot…

Events

Because One Party Wasnt Enough Lets Keep it Going with the PHIRST PHAM COOKOUT OFFICIAL AFTERPARTY

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2026

You’re invited to FANTASY FRIDAYS 🎉 for music, dancing 🕺, and fun! ATL DJs 🎶, light shows 🌟, interactive themes…

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