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Month: June 2026

Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This
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Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This

FinnJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, because the world was just missing another live-action adaptation of a beloved ’80s franchise, Jem and the Holograms…

SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him
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SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes? 🤣 SHINEDOWN’s Zach Myers is sounding off about people using…

Trump Angrily Demands Jalen Brunson Put On Suit
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Trump Angrily Demands Jalen Brunson Put On Suit

FinnJune 8, 2026

       NEW YORK—Growing increasingly indignant with each passing possession, President Donald Trump reportedly spent the first quarter of Monday’s Game…

Kylie Jenner Told Nachos Were Sent By Fat Joe
The Onion

Kylie Jenner Told Nachos Were Sent By Fat Joe

FinnJune 8, 2026

       The post Kylie Jenner Told Nachos Were Sent By Fat Joe appeared first on The Onion.    The post Kylie…

True Lies, Metalhead Edition
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True Lies, Metalhead Edition

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2026

No Poster? Nice Try Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

NYPD Attempts To Deter Terrorists At NBA Finals By Doubling Assassination Fees
The Onion

NYPD Attempts To Deter Terrorists At NBA Finals By Doubling Assassination Fees

FinnJune 8, 2026

       The post NYPD Attempts To Deter Terrorists At NBA Finals By Doubling Assassination Fees appeared first on The Onion.…

Babylon Bee

Playskool Introduces ‘My First Hobo Camp’ For California Children

FinnJune 8, 2026

    U.S. — Toy manufacturer Playskool unveiled its latest educational playset this week called “My First Hobo Camp”, with the…

Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country
The Onion

Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country

FinnJune 8, 2026

       The post Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump Claims…

Babylon Bee

California Reminds Voters There Are Just 30 Days Left To Vote In Last Tuesday’s Election

FinnJune 8, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — California election officials reminded voters over the weekend that there are just 30 days left…

Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos
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Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Breaking news: the world is finally getting a book about Slipknot, and we’re all just thrilled 🤩🎉. I mean, who…

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