Bad Sign? Big Mac Now Listed As ‘Market Price’
CHICAGO, IL — The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics revealed on Tuesday that America may be heading into a…
Month: June 2026
Helldivers Film Completely Collapses Without Jason Momoa Because Let’s Be Real He Was the Only Reason Anyone Cared
The Helldivers film is in a bit of a pickle, folks! 🍔👀. It seems that Jason Momoa, the star of…
Nintendo Direct June 2026: The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake Finally Happening After 12 Years of Begging and 4000 False Leaks on Switch 2 Because Youll Buy It Anyway
The Nintendo Direct June 2026 has finally confirmed what we all knew was coming: a remake of the classic game…
Los Angeles Officials Warn It May Take Several Weeks To Tally Up Goals From World Cup Matches
LOS ANGELES, CA — With several World Cup matches scheduled to be played at SoFi Stadium, Los Angeles officials…
Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…
Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Fake news CNN whines about Iran’s self-inflicted economic woes
Oh, great, another “news” article from the fake media trying to tear down our beloved President Trump and his amazing…
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say…
Doctors Warn Air Fryers Not A Substitute For Human Companionship
BALTIMORE—Responding to widespread proliferation of the technology in Americans’ daily lives, doctors at Johns Hopkins University warned Thursday that…
Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Ridley Scott feels fine 🌎💀! His latest masterpiece, The…