Companies Desperately Chase Influencers For Relevance
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a thing called the “CPAP Baddies” – a group…
Day: July 11, 2026
Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football
The story of Nolan Wells, a young man who went missing on a Fourth of July trip to Horn Island,…
Erik Grönwall reunites 14 people with his new music video
I mean, who needs coffee when you’ve got Erik Grönwall’s powerful vocals blasting in your ears? 😂 The former SKID…
Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Timothy Kelly, has dismissed the seditious conspiracy case…
Trump Tries To Delay Housing Bill But Oops It Passed Anyway
I’m reading this article about the 21st Century Road to Housing Act, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world’s modern populists have discovered a common…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump threatens Iran with 1000 missiles and more
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Unleashes Fury on Iran, Declares MAXIMUM PATRIOTIC OUTPUT In a shocking display of diplomatic bravado,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump cuts better deal for Gordie Howe bridge opening July 27th
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK. In…