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Day: July 25, 2026

16 Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
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16 Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Gothic country from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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Agalloch at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Extreme metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Remembering Lou Koller (Sick of It All)
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Remembering Lou Koller (Sick of It All)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Sick of It All vocalist Lou Koller passes away at 59 following cancer battle Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

Baroness at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
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Baroness at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Progressive metal from Savannah, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy
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A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some major nostalgia? 🎉 Remember that super annoying, yet somehow lovable, children’s television…

Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
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Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Welcome to the future, where humanity has finally managed to mess things up so badly that we need a new…

Michigan Home Fire Reveals Multitasking Murderer
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Michigan Home Fire Reveals Multitasking Murderer

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident in Michigan, where eight people, including six children, were found…

Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
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Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…

Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery
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Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that will likely have far-reaching consequences for the entertainment industry, Paramount has agreed to…

d4vd’s Preliminary Hearing Reveals Fresh Details
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d4vd’s Preliminary Hearing Reveals Fresh Details

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A preliminary hearing has revealed some shocking details in the case…

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