ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump makes mysterious post on July 4 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
Month: July 2026
THE ORACLE SPEAKS President Donald J Trump questions happy Democrats existence
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the profound wisdom of COMMANDER OF CAPS…
America: Land of Disappointing Reality Checks Since 1776
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about America’s 250th birthday, and I have to say, it’s quite the celebration.…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Tie The Knot In Secret Ceremony
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce officially tied the knot during a wedding ceremony held Friday, July 3rd, at Madison Square…
CNN somehow not banned from Iran yet covers Khamenei mourning
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Tehran, where Iranians are gathering for the funeral…
Beyoncé Drops Surprise New Single Morning Dew Donk
Beyoncé has returned with “MORNING DEW (DONK),” a surprise new song that marks her first release in two years. Written…
Historians Theorize Declaration Of Independence Started As ‘Twilight’ Fan Fiction
WASHINGTON—Offering new insight into the origins of America’s founding document, a group of leading historians published a report this…
Chicago Police Assure Residents Those Loud Popping Noises Are Just Gunshots
CHICAGO, IL — After fielding a flood of calls complaining of loud popping noises, the Chicago Police Department issued…
Nation Finally Over Quarter Life Crisis
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the extreme heat wave in the eastern US, and folks, I almost spilled…
Giant Flag Engulfs Minnesota Town Because Subtlety Is Overrated
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A gigantic American flag, measuring 19 by 36 feet, was discovered…