Gene Simmons needs your money again in 2027
Oh boy, are you in for a treat or what? 🤯 The “Gene Simmons Legends Of Rock Expo” has been…
Month: July 2026
Six Feet Under in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)
American death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Trump’s Base Suddenly Realizes He’s Still Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s supposed sway over his base, and I’ve got to…
Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: Because What the World Really Needed Was a 3-Hour Epic Poem Adaptation In a bold move…
Kataklysm in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)
Canadian death metal from Montreal, Quebec Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…
Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s decision to extend the deployment of National Guard troops to Washington,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unknown date
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and America is once again on high alert. In the latest TRANSMISSION from the Mar-a-Lago…
FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
Breaking News: FEAR FACTORY Announces New Album and Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Their Soul-Crushing Riffs in…
Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Maine Democrats’ debate to replace Graham Platner as their Senate nominee.…