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Month: July 2026

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again ablaze with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Homeland Security reveals 35152 noncitizens registered to vote in New Jersey
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Homeland Security reveals 35152 noncitizens registered to vote in New Jersey

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: 35,152 non-citizens are registered to vote in New Jersey, according…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social July 22, 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social July 22, 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you a special TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump, who has just…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has shaken the very foundations of reality, as Donald Trump took to Truth…

NEW TRANSMISSION Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

NEW TRANSMISSION Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again glued to their screens, eagerly devouring the latest transmission…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the COMMANDER OF…

Arizona Gets Another Chance To Vote For Someone Backed By Trump
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Arizona Gets Another Chance To Vote For Someone Backed By Trump

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Andy Biggs is projected to win the Republican nomination for…

Motionless In White in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)
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Motionless In White in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

American metalcore from Scranton, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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