Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow
Star Wars is returning to theaters, because of course it is. The 1977 sci-fi classic will be shown in IMAX…
Month: September 2026
Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This
M. Night Shyamalan, the master of twisty thrillers like The Sixth Sense, Signs, Split, and Glass, has teamed up with…
Motörhead Gets Punk Rock Museum Exhibition Tribute
Motörhead will be receiving an exhibition at the Punk Rock Museum in Las Vegas opening on Friday, October 2nd. Late…
Zelda Ocarina Of Time Remake Hits Stores Soon
Nintendo has announced that its much-anticipated remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be released on November…
Van Halen Unleashes Rare Demo Track With New Anthology Book Release
A previously unreleased Van Halen demo “Glitter” from 1974 will be packaged with the upcoming anthology book Van Halen, marking…
Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album
Breaking News: Nicko McBrain’s TITANIUM TART Project Kicks Off Florida and Georgia Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Iron…
As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…
Child Tragically Reaches Age Where He Knows He’s Not Actually Playing Video Game
SEDONA, AZ — Local five-year-old Marcus Townsend unfortunately crossed the dreaded Rubicon of knowing whether he was actually playing…
Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Burning Man 2026 Death Toll Reaches Three
A third attendee at Burning Man 2026 has died on the final day of the festival in Black Rock City,…