THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Dumocrats allegedly cheat due to lack of voter ID laws
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET is sounding the alarm about the so-called…
Month: September 2026
Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…
Former Every Time I Die Guitarist Andy Williams Dies at 48
Andy Williams, the former Every Time I Die guitarist who also wrestled professionally as “The Butcher,” died at the age…
TWISTED SISTER Still A Thing Somehow Performs With SEBASTIAN BACH
I mean, who wouldn’t want to see TWISTED SISTER with Sebastian Bach on vocals? It’s not like we’ve been begging…
Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season
In a shocking turn of events, ACCEPT’s guitarist Wolf Hoffmann has spoken out about the growing threat of artificial intelligence…
Fetterman Denounces Staffers For Not Loving Him Enough Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. John Fetterman is in hot water after some former aides…
Gunman’s Parents Blame Mental Health Facility For Dropping The Ball
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A lawsuit has been filed against Park Mental Health Treatment of…
Trump Weaves Intricately Illogical Narrative Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, President Donald Trump has been…
Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this story about the Supreme Court’s decision…
Dee Snider Calls Out Bands For Being Total Sellouts With Fake Reunions
Oh boy, get ready for some hot takes from the one and only Dee Snider 🤯! The Twisted Sister frontman…