Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Anthrax played a…
Month: September 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Spain loses grip on border chaos
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world trembles at the revelation. In a latest TRANSMISSION from the revered leader,…
Neurosis in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
Post-metal band from Oakland, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Acid Bath in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
Sludge metal band from Houma, Louisiana, Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Jelly Roll Dropped from Mar-a-Lago Police Charity Event
Jelly Roll has been disinvited from performing at the Big Blue Bash, an annual event at Mar-a-Lago benefiting the Federal…
Melvins in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
Alternative metal from Montesano, Washington Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Bad Bunny Scores Big With Seven Emmy Wins
Bad Bunny has won his first-ever Emmy Award. On Saturday, the Television Academy kicked off the 78th Emmys by honoring…
Kylesa in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
Sludge metal from Savannah, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
The NY Archive’s Gianna Corvino Is Bringing the Runway to Your Closet Instantly This NYFW Because Who Needs Human Interaction or a Social Life Anyway
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic fashion event of the year? 🎉👗 I mean, who needs…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Spain loses grip on border completely still somehow standing
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again left to ponder the profound wisdom of COMMANDER OF…