Eihwar in Charlotte, NC (09/01/2026)
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Month: September 2026
Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Ed Markey is projected to win the Democratic nomination for…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: US strikes Iranian targets near Strait of Hormuz in retaliation
The United States has launched a series of strikes against Iranian targets near the Strait of Hormuz, according to a…
Wheel of Fortune Announcer Jim Thornton Suspended Amid Probe
Longtime Wheel of Fortune announcer Jim Thornton has been suspended from the game show as Sony Pictures Television is investigating…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Ashley Hinson runs for Senate in Iowa with full endorsement
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Iowa should rejoice. In a recent Truth Social post, THE MAR-A-LAGO…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump approves 5 million for Iowa storm relief
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Iowa is about to receive a hefty dose of federal aid. In a recent…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Andy Barr with 9.1 million dollars
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Kentucky are rejoicing. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Ralph Alvarado for Kentucky seat
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Kentucky’s 6th Congressional District should take note. In a recent TRANSMISSION…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump approves 3.4 million for South Dakota storms
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has announced that he…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump approves 19.9 million for Missouri storm relief
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Missouri shall rejoice. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…