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Month: September 2026

Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores
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Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes has once again become the focal point of a discussion that seems to pop up every few months:…

America Hates Everything Right Now Apparently Including Lake America
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America Hates Everything Right Now Apparently Including Lake America

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has dropped another bombshell, and this time…

Tiger Woods swings by court for DUI plea tweak
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tiger Woods swings by court for DUI plea tweak

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Tiger Woods is heading back to court, and it’s not…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT claims upper hand as Iran’s economy collapses slowly
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT claims upper hand as Iran’s economy collapses slowly

Milton TruthwellSeptember 1, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s all about Iran. In a recent Truth Social post, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump winning Iran war with current strategy apparently
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump winning Iran war with current strategy apparently

Milton TruthwellSeptember 1, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Latest Transmission In a move that has left experts and citizens alike scratching their…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: 9 weeks to go reframing election as capitalism vs socialism showdown
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: 9 weeks to go reframing election as capitalism vs socialism showdown

Milton TruthwellSeptember 1, 2026

In a shocking revelation, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued a transmission from the depths of…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 2 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 2 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 1, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Woman indicted in World War II Memorial vandalism incident
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Woman indicted in World War II Memorial vandalism incident

Milton TruthwellSeptember 1, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation trembles with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…

Tucson Gay Bar Shooting Sparks Totally Expected Hate Crime Probe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tucson Gay Bar Shooting Sparks Totally Expected Hate Crime Probe

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic shooting in Tucson, Arizona, where a gunman opened fire in…

Frayle in Charlotte, NC (09/01/2026)
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Frayle in Charlotte, NC (09/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2026

Gothic and atmospheric doom metal from Cleveland, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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