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New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate

New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate

I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news from CNN, and folks, it looks like we’ve got a real barnburner of an election shaping up in New Hampshire. Democratic Rep. Chris Pappas is going to face off against Republican former Sen. John E. Sununu in the race for the state’s open Senate seat. This one’s going to be a doozy, and I’m not just saying that because I love a good underdog story. The battle for retiring Democratic Sen. Jeanne Shaheen’s seat could be crucial to the Democrats’ hopes of flipping the chamber in November.

The Republican Senate race was interesting, to say the least. Sununu, who’s a member of New Hampshire’s most established Republican family, managed to defeat Scott Brown, the former Massachusetts senator and Trump ambassador who was running as an outsider. And get this – Sununu had previously described Trump as a “loser” in an op-ed, but still managed to secure Trump’s endorsement. You can’t make this stuff up, folks.

On the Democratic side, Pappas, a four-term congressman from a battleground House district, defeated Karishma Manzur, a democratic socialist who was trying to pull off an upset. Pappas focused on affordability concerns and defended safety-net programs, which seemed to resonate with voters. He also got a boost from about $4.8 million in outside spending, according to AdImpact data.

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Meanwhile, in the governor’s race, Republican Kelly Ayotte is looking to get reelected, and she’s campaigning on tougher public safety policies and expanding affordable housing. She’s also got a bit of a rocky relationship with the state legislature, despite being from the same party. And on the Democratic side, Cinde Warmington is running unopposed, but she’s already facing criticism from Republicans who are trying to tie her to the opioid crisis.

In other news, Trump-backed candidate Anthony DiLorenzo won the Republican primary in New Hampshire’s 1st District. He’s a first-time candidate who’s been funneling his own money into the campaign, and he’s got the support of key GOP House leadership. This one could be a tough race for Democrat Chris Pappas, who’s represented the seat since 2019.

And finally, Stefany Shaheen, the daughter of New Hampshire’s senior senator, is running for the Democratic nomination in a crowded field. This one’s going to be interesting to watch, folks.

In conclusion, it’s shaping up to be a wild ride in New Hampshire, with some real nail-biters on the horizon. I’m excited to see how it all plays out, and I’m sure it’ll be a real treat to watch. After all, as they say, “all politics is local” – unless you’re in New Hampshire, where all politics is apparently a soap opera. 🙄

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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