President Trump directed U.S. agencies to rename AI to “super intelligence” on all official documents, claiming that the term “artificial” made the technology sound fake. What do you think?
“Even the Constitution?”
Anton Pastranak, Systems Analyst
“Why didn’t AI think of that?”
Will Stratton, Manifest Reader
“There goes my one last objection to it.”
Cordelia Huestes, Retired Shipwright
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