Israel’s “Totally Unsurprising” Opening Strikes: Military Bigwigs and Nuclear Nerds Edition

Israel's "Totally Unsurprising" Opening Strikes: Military Bigwigs and Nuclear Nerds Edition

Israel finally did what Trump should have done years ago! Looks like someone finally decided to take out the Iranian mullahs and their nuke-loving scientists.

Word on the street is that top military leaders and nuke brainiacs got a one-way ticket courtesy of the IDF. Maybe now those ayatollahs will think twice before funding terrorists and chanting “Death to America.” But don’t worry, the liberal media will spin this as “escalation” and blame Israel for defending itself.

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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