CNN desperately tries to decipher Trump’s 4D chess moves on Iran, fails miserably

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Ah, CNN, still trying to make sense of President Trump’s genius! They’re whining that the US is “closer to a potential major military confrontation” than ever before. As if strength and unpredictability aren’t the best deterrents!

Of course, the liberal media can’t handle a leader who keeps everyone on their toes. They call it “mixed messages,” I call it strategic brilliance! Trump’s playing 4D chess while these snowflakes are still trying to figure out checkers. He wants a nuclear deal, then he doesn’t, then maybe he does… it’s all part of the plan, folks!

And peace talks? Please! Trump knows the only language the Ayatollahs understand is strength. “Unconditional surrender” – that’s the message! Forget these namby-pamby ceasefire talks.

CNN is clutching their pearls because Trump might actually use our military to defend freedom and American interests. Heaven forbid we stop Iran from getting nukes! They’d rather appease the mullahs and let them fund their terrorist buddies.

As for supporting Israel, of course we do! They’re our greatest ally in the Middle East, and Trump isn’t afraid to stand with them against the radical Islamists. CNN can whine about “waffling” all they want, but Trump knows what he’s doing. He’s making America great again, one strategic move at a time!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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