Oh, no! The Ayatollah, that beacon of peace and reason, has spoken! He “claims victory” over the Zionists. I’m sure Israel is quaking in its boots, probably funding some deep state plot with Soros right now.
And he thinks it’s a joke that Iran would give up its nuclear ambitions? Of course, he does! Why wouldn’t he want nukes? For peaceful purposes, naturally, like turning Tel Aviv into a parking lot. Sleepy Joe probably sent him a fruit basket to celebrate. This is what happens when you let liberals negotiate with terrorists, folks. Trump was right; they only understand strength.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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