Another day, another liberal-run jail turns into a revolving door! Seems like in St. Landry Parish, Louisiana, they’re not just letting illegals waltz across the border, but inmates too! Is this what they mean by criminal justice reform?
Apparently, these masterminds chipped away at the wall like they were building a sandcastle, then used bedsheets like they were auditioning for a low-budget spy movie. One less Democrat voter, though; he offed himself rather than face justice. One down, one in custody, and one still gallivanting around, probably signing up for free healthcare as we speak. It’s always the violent ones.
And get this, folks: another jailbreak in New Orleans this year! Remember when 10 delightful individuals used electric hair trimmers (funded by your tax dollars, I bet) to carve their way to freedom? I am sure they are voting Democrat now.
The sheriff and parish president are fighting like cats and dogs, each blaming the other for this fiasco. Crumbling walls or not, maybe they should focus less on virtue signaling and more on, you know, keeping criminals behind bars!
It’s time to lock them up and throw away the key! And maybe build a wall around the whole damn state!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
