🎉 AFTON HOURS: The Party Where You Meet Afton After You Already Arrived! 🎉
Celebrate Afton’s 35th Birthday with DJs and dancers at The Stud on Sunday, February 1. If you’re reading this, you’re invited to experience AFTON HOURS. You don’t need to know Afton to celebrate—you’ll meet Afton at the party. Whether you like dancers on the pole, dancers on your lap, or just chilling with friends, this is your spot. DJ LINEUP: Dr. D, FeLine, Sage x Cocoa Crescendo, nömi. DANCERS: Goddess Cleo, Jessica, Panther, Cannabudduh, Twerkarella, Opal. Event is 7 pm – 2 am. Bring your squad or show up solo—Afton’s waiting! 🕺💃🍸
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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