Attention, Bargain Hunters! Read This Before You Waste Your Time
🚨 ONE ticket per person—because apparently, sharing is not caring. 🚨
Dates: Feb 24-26 (8am-8pm, except Thursday’s early bedtime at 6pm). Location: 125 W 18th St, NYC. Bring ID, leave snacks, and prepare for bag inspections. Credit cards only—cash is so last season. All sales final, so choose wisely! 💸👜
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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