After months of liberal tantrums and fake news hysteria, President Trump’s tough border czar Tom Homan has mercifully announced the end of the so-called “immigration surge” in Minnesota. What a joke – these pansy leftists thought they could intimidate federal officers with their little protest signs and sob stories. Homan put the fear of law and order back in the heartland where it belongs!
The Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison and corrections commissioner Paul Schnell showed up in DC to cry to Democrat senators about how mean federal officers are being. Boo hoo! These snowflakes got triggered when real Americans stood up to their sanctuary city nonsense and demanded law and order. Ellison had the nerve to accuse our brave federal officers of “killing Minnesotans” – as if violent criminals and illegal aliens are somehow victims!
Meanwhile, two brave Border Patrol officers were forced to defend themselves when “peaceful protesters” Alex Pretti and Renee Good came at them with weapons. The liberal media and Democrat politicians rushed to paint these criminals as martyrs, but our officers were just doing their jobs protecting America from these thugs. Commissioner Rodney Scott shut down Democrat Senator Gary Peters when he tried to blame our officers for the shootings – turns out Pretti never even had a gun like the fake news claimed!
The real domestic terrorists are the Democrat politicians and liberal protesters trying to stop our federal officers from doing their jobs. They don’t care about law and order – they just want open borders and anarchy. But thanks to President Trump and Tom Homan, the era of law enforcement cowering to liberal mobs is over. It’s time to put America first and secure our borders once and for all!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
