🌍 An Evening with National Geographic Explorers – Prepare for Boredom
Tired of Netflix? Try watching 4 explorers drone on about glaciers, volcanoes, and indigenous wisdom! Join us at the Simplot Ballroom on Feb 20, 2026 at 6 PM MT. Because nothing says “Friday night” like listening to people who actually went outside!
Speakers include:
– M Jackson: Glaciers – so cold, so sad
– Jennie Warmouth: Teaching kids to love animals (spoiler: it involves not eating them)
– Jeff Johnson: Volcanoes going BOOM
– Kiliii Yuyan: Ancient wisdom (probably involves hugging trees)
Bonus: Park for just $5 at Lincoln Garage! That’s like 2 lattes! Just enter your license plate and select “National Geographic” – because explorers need parking validation too.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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