Oh great, just what the world needs—another installment in the *Becky* franchise. Because apparently, we haven’t had enough of a teenage girl violently dismembering bad guys while looking vaguely annoyed. But hey, who am I to question Hollywood’s infinite wisdom? They’ve decided to wrap production on *The Last Temptation of Becky* in Northern Ireland, because nothing screams “Fourth Reich infiltration” like the lush green hills of Belfast.
This time, our favorite pint-sized assassin Lulu Wilson is trading in her backyard murder spree for a CIA badge. That’s right, Becky is now a *field agent*. I guess after two movies of brutally killing home invaders and cultists, the CIA was like, “Hey, you know who’d be great at international espionage? That angry kid with a ruler.” And honestly, same. She’s probably more qualified than half the people in Langley.
Joining her on this wild ride is Neil Patrick Harris, who’s apparently decided to lean into his creepy villain era after decades of playing charming weirdos. He’s taking on the role of Wilhelm Reuss, a guy who’s basically just a discount Hitler wannabe running a tourist trap at his WWII bunker. Because nothing says “family business” like turning a dictator’s hideout into an Airbnb. Brandon Flynn, James Urbaniak, and Kate Siegel are also along for the ride, probably questioning all their life choices.
Director Jenn Wexler is hyped, calling herself a “huge fan” of the first two films. I can only assume she’s watched them on a loop while cackling maniacally. Producer Russ Posternak promises this will be the “biggest, bloodiest, and most unhinged” installment yet. So, just like the last two, but with more budget and probably a few more severed limbs. Yay?
Quiver Distribution is releasing this masterpiece in theaters in summer 2026, because nothing says “summer blockbuster” like a teenage girl torturing Nazis with office supplies. Honestly, I can’t wait to see what Becky has in store for anyone dumb enough to cross her. Spoiler alert: it probably involves a stapler and a lot of screaming.
So mark your calendars, folks. Summer 2026 is coming, and Becky is bringing her ruler, her rage, and her questionable CIA training with her. Long live Becky, indeed. May her reign of terror continue until we’re all begging for mercy. Or at least until the box office runs dry.
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
